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Gross me out the door 

Seeing or smelling something so repulsive it sends you into escape mode!
OMG, Gross me out the door!!
Gross me out the door by I, Wreckerrr November 16, 2020
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grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006

Gross couple 

the couple that makes you vomit. they are always together so they are no longer two seperate people but one single entity. They also like to advertise their "love" every chance they get (like on facebook). also they are commonly under the illusion they are going to get married. they make you wonder if they wipe eachothers asses after taking a dump.

its just gross.
ewwww.... and they were so fun before they started dating... now they are just a Gross couple
Gross couple by SillyGoose90 June 28, 2010
A rare mineral that has developed a mental disorder, usually being down syndrome or HDMI (ADHD).

Could also be referring to a mineral deposit that has formed inside the reproductive system of a female, usually over the age of 55.
Guy 1: Dude, why did you change your name to Gyruss.

Person 2: I love vagine rock

Les Grossman 

A character in the film tropic thunder
Les Grossman

He wants you to literally "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"
Les Grossman by bwat January 4, 2009

Grossmesser 

Noun
1.Germanic origin; large sword. Prevalent in medieval Europe.

2.slang; penis
Lady Isabella bid me invite. “Lambkin, put down thy grossmesser and crease my gown” she said softly. “I believe you err, me lady. Thou yearnth me blade. Thou have it!” said I. We banged so hard the UPS guy heard us.
Grossmesser by Shakesmear May 18, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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