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Grossman 

In American Football, the act of a Quarterback dropping back to pass, and then fumbling the ball away, particularly in an important situation.
My Niners would have won last week if only Alex Smith hadn't pulled a Grossman in the fourth quarter.
Grossman by RaDio3210 September 27, 2011

GROSSMAN 

To be a total douche bag to your co-workers but a total suck up to your boss.
Dale is so grossman!
GROSSMAN by enfluenza October 20, 2006

Grossman 

Dry and scaling skin, typically caused by a cast being on for a long duration of time.
Paige has grossman.
Grossman by JACKSONJ March 5, 2010

Grossman Short Path Distillation 

An apparatus used in the chemistry lab to distill small quatities of distillate. Identical to a short path distillation with the addition of latex tubing (carrying cold water) wraped around the bend in the vacuum adapter to aid in condensation of the vapors. Used in lieu of a simple distillation where distillate would be lost on the surface of the condenser. Also used due to convenience and ease of set-up. Can be called GSPD or GSP Distillation for short.
Should I use a simple distillation?

No, the Grossman Short Path Distillation is the way to go!

Les Grossman 

A character in the film tropic thunder
Les Grossman

He wants you to literally "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"
Les Grossman by bwat January 4, 2009

Les Grossman 

Les Grossman is a fucking boss, he will literally fuck your face and slap your ass.
Les Grossman slapped my ass and I came in my shorts
Les Grossman by Les grossman October 7, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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