gynecology
Jim: Hey whats your job.
Joe: Gynecology.
Jim: Damn you lucky!
Joe: Yeah. I ended up eating her out.
Joe: Gynecology.
Jim: Damn you lucky!
Joe: Yeah. I ended up eating her out.
gynecology by retrowaffle June 24, 2016
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Gynecologize
The act of thoroughly covering your index and middle finger in a substantial amount of icy hot and promptly inserting them into a woman's vagina with a medically proactive and pleasureable intent.
Ex 1) I will gynecologize your mom before the night is over.
Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"
"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("
"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"
"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"
";)"
Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"
"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("
"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"
"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"
";)"
Gynecologize by Token and Chef August 28, 2011
gynocologist
A minge inspector.
oh that poor gynocologist, he has the same problem as the pizza delivery man; they can both smell it but they can't eat it.
gynocologist by Adi Redfern December 12, 2009
guynecologist
Meg: It's time for my yearly pap smear.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
Sara: That's good. What do you think she'll give you for your yeast infection?
Meg: Oh, I don't see a gynecologist, I see a GUYnecologist. I guess at some point during medical school he decided he wanted to have his face in cooch all day.
guynecologist by FallythePally June 20, 2010
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