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ginasaur
A woman past her "cougar" prime looking to hook-up with younger men. Commonly found at country clubs, crappy motel lobbies, flea markets, and dollar stores. In a nightclub environment will usually sport garish lipstick shades and reek of "lilac" perfume. Will travel in a pack of younger cougars and only be introduced to you once it has been confirmed that you have drunk so much that your judgement is incredibly impaired.
Dan: How was the club last night?
Ed: Decent, until I was approached by a pack of cougars.
Dan: C'mon bro, cougars are sweet!
Ed: Fo'sho! but after a couple of drinks they wanted to introduce me to a ginasaur...
Dan: Bad luck indeed, but you mighta scored a wicked "gummer".
Ed: Dude...that ginasaur was wearing 3 layer spanks!
Ed: Decent, until I was approached by a pack of cougars.
Dan: C'mon bro, cougars are sweet!
Ed: Fo'sho! but after a couple of drinks they wanted to introduce me to a ginasaur...
Dan: Bad luck indeed, but you mighta scored a wicked "gummer".
Ed: Dude...that ginasaur was wearing 3 layer spanks!
Gynosaur
One step above "Cougar" in the scale of women. Pussy so old its fossilized.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.
a.k.a. Rapidly aging, Botox-addict and ex-supermodel Janice Dickinson.
Gynosaur by the Den of Iniquity October 6, 2006
gynosaur
Dr. Lickalottapuss, do you suppose there were many gynosaurs helping deliver babies in the Jurassic period?
gynosaur
A term used to describe either a highly horrendous looking or obese woman who relentlessly pursues the male sex. In other words, a fat or ugly chick who chases unwilling men.
gynosaur by Not One OR July 9, 2011
Gynosaur
Pronounced:: Guy-no-sore-
Definition:: A woman who is well past her prime (usually mid forties and up, though age does not have to be the determining factor) yet is still actively seeking sexual relationships with men who are much younger or well out of her league.
Alternatively a younger women that looks much older, or appears to have been around the block more than her share of times can be referred to as a gynosaur.
Whereas the being, or sleeping with a cougar has become more acceptable in recent years, the same cannot be said of a gynosaur. Gynosaurs are most often cougars that never learned when to stop.
Definition:: A woman who is well past her prime (usually mid forties and up, though age does not have to be the determining factor) yet is still actively seeking sexual relationships with men who are much younger or well out of her league.
Alternatively a younger women that looks much older, or appears to have been around the block more than her share of times can be referred to as a gynosaur.
Whereas the being, or sleeping with a cougar has become more acceptable in recent years, the same cannot be said of a gynosaur. Gynosaurs are most often cougars that never learned when to stop.
Guy 1: Dude did you see that milf over there?
Guy 2: No, where?
Guy 1: She's standing right over there next to those two gynosaurs.
or
Guy 1: Hey did I see you mom at the bar last night?
Guy 2: Yeah she was celebrating her 50th birthday with some friends.
Guy 1: Dude she kept trying to hit on me, thats gross she's a total gynosaur.
Guy 2: No, where?
Guy 1: She's standing right over there next to those two gynosaurs.
or
Guy 1: Hey did I see you mom at the bar last night?
Guy 2: Yeah she was celebrating her 50th birthday with some friends.
Guy 1: Dude she kept trying to hit on me, thats gross she's a total gynosaur.
Gynosaur by Eyesmokepcp December 27, 2009
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