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A gymbag is someone who brags excessively about their workout regimen.

I went on a date with this guy last night, but all he did was talk about weight lifting, spin class, and how many times a week he runs. What a gymbag.

gymbag by temescalien June 11, 2011

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Gymage

The image one projects, or attempts to project, at the gym. May include muscle shirts, University specific t-shirts, tight shorts, etc.

"I can't believe that guy is wearing a community college t-shirt with pit stains."
"Yeah, he really needs to work on his Gymage"

Gymage by Zach Conine December 12, 2006

Related Words

gym bag • Gym bag Surprise • Gymfag • Gambagoom • Gymage • Gymbaesium • gymbrag • Illegal Gymagrant • dirty gym bag • Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

Gym bag Surprise

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!

Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.

Gym bag Surprise by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009

gymbrag

Gymbrag is the practice of posting your workout as your status in social networks.

People who excessively post this type of status are sometimes known as gymbags.

Jim: Went for a run this morning, and feel awesome!
Me: Jim, quit it with the gymbrag already. You're starting to sound like a real gymbag.

gymbrag by temescalien June 11, 2011

Gymfag

An extremely muscular male adult who obsesses over his body more than most 16 year girls.

"I think that dude's about to cave in your skull!" "Who cares? He's a fucking Gymfag."

Gymfag by Lesbiantics November 5, 2011

gym-bag

Someone who is particularly smelly, and consists of a lot of unwanted personality traits. Someone who is a gym-bag is very irritating, and gets on everyone's last nerve.

You are a complete gym-bag!

gym-bag by BennyBooBooBooBoo January 15, 2007

Illegal Gymagrant

A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.

Did you know that that guy has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership? He's such an illegal gymagrant!

Illegal Gymagrant by TCB451 July 16, 2013

Word of the Day on July 21, 2013

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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