gymbag 

A gymbag is someone who brags excessively about their workout regimen.

I went on a date with this guy last night, but all he did was talk about weight lifting, spin class, and how many times a week he runs. What a gymbag.

gymbag by temescalien June 11, 2011

Gymage 

The image one projects, or attempts to project, at the gym. May include muscle shirts, University specific t-shirts, tight shorts, etc.

"I can't believe that guy is wearing a community college t-shirt with pit stains."
"Yeah, he really needs to work on his Gymage"

Gymage by Zach Conine December 12, 2006

Gym bag Surprise 

A Gymbag surprise is when your mother sends you a care package filled with extra clothes, deodorant, and other supplies. Upon receiving the package, you realize that she sent the items to you in one of her bags. You think nothing of it until, you have emptied all of YOUR belongings out, but the bag is still heavy.... You open up the side pouch to find your mom left her dildo and lube in the bag and sent it to you!!!!!

Tom can never look at his mother the same after she hit him with a gym bag surprise!

Sam doesn't know how he can ever thank his mom for the gym bag surprise.

Gym bag Surprise by Iceoplex42 September 29, 2009

gymbrag 

Gymbrag is the practice of posting your workout as your status in social networks.

People who excessively post this type of status are sometimes known as gymbags.

Jim: Went for a run this morning, and feel awesome!
Me: Jim, quit it with the gymbrag already. You're starting to sound like a real gymbag.

gymbrag by temescalien June 11, 2011

Gymfag 

An extremely muscular male adult who obsesses over his body more than most 16 year girls.

"I think that dude's about to cave in your skull!" "Who cares? He's a fucking Gymfag."

Gymfag by Lesbiantics November 5, 2011

gym-bag 

Someone who is particularly smelly, and consists of a lot of unwanted personality traits. Someone who is a gym-bag is very irritating, and gets on everyone's last nerve.

You are a complete gym-bag!

gym-bag by BennyBooBooBooBoo January 15, 2007

Illegal Gymagrant 

A person who refuses to pay dues for a gym membership or sneaks into a gym for a workout without paying. An illegal gymagrant often convinces gym managers that they are going to "test out the gym" prior to signing up for an official membership where they have to pay.

Did you know that that guy has been working out for the last six months at the local gym and has never initiated a membership? He's such an illegal gymagrant!

Illegal Gymagrant by TCB451 July 16, 2013