gydion

A dank boi from the bottom of the ocean where mermaids gave birth to him but sent him on land due to his lack of manliness. A “Gydion” is very ugly and causes humans to pee out of their toes.

Mom: Stay clear of that “Gydion” son, you don’t want to pee out of your toes do you?

Son: MOM I SAW HIM!!

Mom: GET IN THE CAR NOW!!

*Car drives off and runs into “Gydion”*

*World is safe*