gydion

A dank boi from the bottom of the ocean where mermaids gave birth to him but sent him on land due to his lack of manliness. A “Gydion” is very ugly and causes humans to pee out of their toes.

Mom: Stay clear of that “Gydion” son, you don’t want to pee out of your toes do you?

Son: MOM I SAW HIM!!

Mom: GET IN THE CAR NOW!!

*Car drives off and runs into “Gydion”*

*World is safe*

gydion by Trash Boat10 January 28, 2018

Gwydion 

A Gwydion is adventurous and sweet in nature. He is one to find humor in many things. Having a constant need to feed his eccentric mind, Gwydions like the obscure and macabre. One must be wary as they are also insufferable flirts, but great fun.

Who takes some one to a Museum of Osteology for a date? Oh, that is such a Gwydion.

Gwydion by MsDevereaux March 11, 2015

Gedion 

in jewish terms king and leader , handsome

Gedion showed wary emotions being the leader of his crew

Gedion by doooode717 October 7, 2011

Gidion 

A manly man. A total "Clint Eastwood" type. He loves the outdoors and is a risk taker! He is also not afraid of anything. He fights and kills two grizzly bears a year and he once lived with a pack of wolves for 6 months. He is ruggedly handsome and has an All-American chiseled jaw. He has a few scars on his face from all of the fights he's gotten into protecting and defending those he cares about. (Don't worry, it doesn't take away from his superb good looks, in fact it adds to it.)

Gidion is not afraid to speak his mind and is not afraid to get into fights, especially when it comes to defending the honor of his lady. Gidion is a great guy to have a relationship with but he travels a lot, so it may get hard. But he is totally worth it! He has high morals and values but that won't stop him from having a good time. Gidion is the life of the PARTY!

Gidion can sometimes come across as aggressive but he is just being honest--he does not lie. If you need advice, he's the man to go to. He won't beat around the bush. He will tell you exactly what he thinks even if it hurts your feelings. And if it hurts you're feelings he'll say "Hey little girl! I don't like cherry. It upsets my stomach! Yee Yee!"

Gidion is a good man who will make you laugh, make you smile, and make you bleed (if you cross him) But if you are on his good side, NEVER let him go! (unless he physically pushes your face away from him)
Luke: "Did you see that man in the woods save that woman by killing the grizzly bear with his bear hands?"

Garrett: "Yeah bro, I did! That guy was a complete Gidion bad ass!"

Gidion by KingGthe1st August 22, 2017

gwydion 

Noun-
1.)a weird welsh name that only hippies name their children.

Hippie-i shall call this child gwydion
other hippie- yeah! and the other one eowyn!
doctor-are you high?

bah lets all just call him woody

gwydion by countscapula February 4, 2010

Gidion 

A crazy boy that can be annoying at times but he understands that he is getting on your nerves. He loves video games and has a very good photographic memory. He is very shy in public but very excitable at home. Has a very good singing voice. So love Gidion and be greatful for him.

His sister: You know Gidion you drive me crazy but I love you little bro.

Gidion: *thumbs up*

Gidion by KingGthe1st February 11, 2021

Gedion 

Incorporated with roman mythology, Gedion was the god of homosexuality.

"What? He's gay? I guess Gedion cursed him!"

Gedion by Phresh07 April 30, 2009