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the sticky icky stuff you roll up into a phat spliff
yo bredda set me that GWUAN
gwuan by tomAzz January 19, 2004
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Guanopsychotic 

(adjective) Guano (bat sh!t)+psychotic(crazy); bat sh!t crazy, expressed in a way that is less likely to upset or offend parents, instructors, etc. May even get points for creativity.
Did you see that lady yelling at the W@l-Mart cashier? She was guanopsychotic!
Guanopsychotic by JMixx August 6, 2010
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lai guanlin

A swaggy rapper but little chick inside. Handsome as hell, voice like a gulliver. Very hardworking person. Very matured. Have a gummy smile. Very famous and success in life. Come from youth movie
Lai guanlin is too dangerous for my heart
lai guanlin by Maamaa June 28, 2017
gluance is when someone identifies and sticks to an opinion, using the excuse ‘it’s nuanced’ as their reason as to why they won’t listen to alternate arguments. The ‘sticking’ to the opinion is what warrants the ‘glue’ aspect of the word.
example: dude, that feminist is so gluanced. She thinks one example speaks for all men.
Gluance by hahm December 6, 2017

Guano-a-guano 

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.
In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!
Guano-a-guano by BobNJ November 15, 2010
Slang For "What's Going On Then" Commonly Used By Teenagers
"Hey What's Guanin Blud?"
Guanin by PikeyHoedown June 9, 2009
Guanxi is a Chinese word. It describes the basic dynamic in personalized networks of influence, and is a central idea in Chinese society. In Western media, the pinyin romanization of this Chinese word is becoming more widely used instead of the two common translations—"connections" and "relationships"—as neither of those terms sufficiently reflects the wide cultural implications that guanxi describes.
Closely related concepts include that of ganqing, a measure which reflects the depth of feeling within an interpersonal relationship, renqing, the moral obligation to maintain the relationship, and the idea of "face" known as miàn (面), meaning social status, propriety, prestige, or more realistically a combination of all three.
Someone is described as having good guanxi if their particular network of influence could assist in the resolution of the problem currently being spoken about.
Guanxi by DALIN March 21, 2012
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