gweedge

a word used to describe something done in an akwardly mannor, it tends to confuse people and has many different meanings.
also, it can be said at random times for no apparent reason to bring humor in a situation.

Felipe: Dude what the hell are you doing?
Bartholomew: I'm gweedgeing.
Felipe: Well thats akward...

by Neush Baggggdaddddayy January 2, 2009

geedge

a large stain left in a pair of underwear after a night of heavy drinking, usually after blacking out.

I drank 10 shots and 15 beers, which is why i geedged my pants that night

or

Eww dude! that rotten fish smells like geedge.

by carl12313 August 19, 2009

Gweege

A gel like substance resembling semen.

When I order my eggs over-easy, it looks like someone left his gweege on my plate.

by Hi- Ho November 20, 2014

gweege

The mans version of a queef, a dick fart.

I coughed and just gweeged.

by gweegemaster June 16, 2011

gwedge

noun: A human being of any age that eats until he or she passes out or falls into a food coma. Also someone who eats uncontrollably.
verb: to eat uncontrollably or to eat until passing out or falling into a food coma; to eat a large amount in one sitting

She's such a gwedge - don't invite her to the party or she'll eat all your food. (noun usage)
I'm so hungry I could die - I might as well go home and gwedge myself into a coma. (verb usage)

by Timogen February 3, 2010

Gweedle

noun: An enormously overweight lesbian who insists that the pickle jammed up her twat is a real penis.

"yo dude! Check out that fat ass Gweedle over there! She don't know that that pickle ain't a real junk!"

by Kruggsmash101010101010 September 22, 2013

gweeder

Redneck term coined for Italian person. See guido.

De'm gweeders sure is stupid.

by Jeremy Mullet June 11, 2005