gweed

(Noun): A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens.

Damn, that gweed has some ragged-ass breath, and it's no wonder why!

by The Original Gweed March 19, 2003

Gweed

A moron, simpleton, idiot, buffoon

Steve is a Gweed.

by Gregory Szorad September 4, 2003

Gweed

Another word for guido.
AKA, a greasy self obsessed Italian representing that of puma or adidas clothing, idolizing muscle milk, hgh, and power bars. The super gweed finds himself (usually not of the female variety) even obligated to wear baby powder from time to time if only half a bottle of cologne is present (not enough). and last but not least they emulate Gatti's.

Gweed quotes:

"eh two heinakens"
"got ne moose?"
"Eh jerry, should i wear a shirt under this sweater?"
"Eh Leroy, u think dis looks good with my chest hairs poppin outt my wife beat?"
"fuck me, wears my pube comb? ahh fuck it ill use my tooth brush"

by Savo93 February 2, 2009

Gweed

Slang) Short for "good weed." Created by Rogue, and Silver.

Proper) A Baffoon, someone stupid, retarded, idiot, ect.

See Also: Gweedis, Weedis.

Damn that's some Gweed, Dude!!!

by .::Rogue::. April 24, 2006

gweed-fuck

an extremely nerdy person, who posseses no social skills and is continuously playing computer games and/or roll playing games such as dungens and dragons.

your such a gweed-fuck!

by travis87 December 14, 2008

Pot of greed

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.

Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?

by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

You Greedy Dirtbag

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Lionheardt January 6, 2017