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Gwashism 

Gwashism (or in slang terms 'Gwash') is a somewhat polytheistic religion based on the concept that most of the worlds problems come from religion.

The teachings of Gwash state that all humans should treat each other equally regardless of skin color, sexuality, or even religion.

Gwashism is often debated whether its a group or a religion, considering that people who do convert to Gwashism are asked politely to keep their belief in their deity (if they have a belief in a god at all) to themselves in order to avoid conflict. With Gwash you have the freedom to believe in any god you want, or even not believe in one, and practice any other religion you want.

Gwashism is mainly about being able to communicate fairly with all other people and learning to accept the fact that everyone has a different opinion and sometimes they won't agree.
1.) Jon: Ugh. I just can't fit in.

Mary: You should get into Gwashism then.

2.) Randy: My religion is Christianity! Gays are bad! God is good!

Mark: Well my religion is Gwashism, everyone is good in a way, and so is the god that I believe in.
Gwashism by Gustafer October 21, 2009
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gnashism 

A limerick honoring the tradition of Ogden Nash but not (quite) achieving his heights, resulting in the gnashing of teeth
GNashisms ring a unique chime
Revealing joy in every one of its rhymes
gnashism by Elliot Kravitz January 4, 2025
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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
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