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A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.

You will not survive
Damn Ganzi, he avoided my call again.
Ganzi by TheeSkengdo December 5, 2021
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Shortning of "wa's gwanin?", which in itself is short for "what is going on?". Rastafarian in origin.

General greeting or used in any place where "what's going on?" is appropriate"
Safe blud; wa's gwannin wit' you?

Trans:
Hello friend; what's going on with you?"
gwanin by Anonymous October 10, 2003
Related Words
gwanin Ganzi gwaning ganzie Ganzing ganzik ganzit gwandisho gwangi gwangil
A type of eating. Used when having a meal with a group of people
Gwazing by Emman Ping December 28, 2020
1. A condition characterized by a profound sense of disorientation and disconnection from reality.

2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.

3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.
Example Sentence 1: " That guy was ganzing so hard he had his right shoe on his left foot.

Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."

Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."
Ganzing by cslinky February 2, 2023
What is going on/what's happening, particularly in the case of common misdemeanour's.

Can be using as a question, in the case of: "What's gwaning?" or as a greeting: "safe mate, just been gwaning down here in ma car".
Q. Alright mate just been down the boozer, what's gwaning with you guys?

R. Nout much mate, just been gwaning round at X's house with Y and Z.
gwaning by Mark O'Neill July 1, 2008
Shetland Dialect: A heavy woolen jumper, also known as an allover
Bouy yuns an affle fine ganzie doo his 'on.
ganzie by shet1 October 30, 2007