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Ganitis
The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.
Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
Ganzi
A man with a monster Schlong which erect will destroy the universe as we know it. The average speed of a Ganzi is 57 MPH. Only responds in one word answers (often doesn't respond). One ejaculation could end world hunger and create a semen cloud over the world. The story of the world serpent was inspired by Ganzi's schlong. A younger Ganzi would be referred to as Lil Pedo or Honda Civic. In earlier years, A Ganzi would spend his time practicing his craft in poetry before falling into a spiral of becoming a gang leader, which he then evolved into a weeb master. A Ganzi's skillset includes being a fagio beast, capable of busting a cap in yo aah and being great at evading social situations. If you see a Ganzi in the wild proceed with caution as he walks around with his fists clenched ready to take heads off.
You will not survive
You will not survive
Ganzi by TheeSkengdo December 5, 2021
Ganjita
Ganjita by Florida boyyyy January 17, 2009
gansito
a pastry from mexico that tastes amazing!!!!
they are better in mexico though cause thy are fresher :
they are better in mexico though cause thy are fresher :
you:whats that thing?
me:why the most amazing little treat you'll ever have!!!
you:...
me:eat the gansito!!! *stuffs it in your mouth*
me:why the most amazing little treat you'll ever have!!!
you:...
me:eat the gansito!!! *stuffs it in your mouth*
gansito by lovelypumpkinisdazed September 9, 2009
GAZIT
Ganzing
1. A condition characterized by a profound sense of disorientation and disconnection from reality.
2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.
3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.
2. A state of extreme confusion, often induced by excessive use of drugs or exposure to highly stressful or uncomfortable situations.
3. A feeling of being completely overwhelmed and unable to comprehend one's surroundings or thoughts.
Example Sentence 1: " That guy was ganzing so hard he had his right shoe on his left foot.
Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."
Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."
Example sentence 2: "The unexpected change in plans left James ganzing, struggling to make sense of the situation and find his bearings."
Example sentence 3: "After taking a large dose of psychedelics, Nate found himself ganzing, unable to distinguish reality from her vivid hallucinations."