Gwanch 

(Common London slang) The bit of skin between your dick and your balls

Rory stop itching your gwanch

Gwanch by GwancherNorris2900 June 2, 2023

gwanch 

(noun)
Someone who is rather steadfast with his/her reasoning despite of being wrong on multiple occasions. Also can be applied to someone with a slower processing capability for sarcasms and jokes.

Shut the f**k up, gwanch. You were wrong before this, and before that and before that. Why don't you just listen instead?

gwanch by philosophy is pop November 30, 2016

gyanchod 

A person who unnecessarily flaunts his knowledge in front of others. Or someone who likes to advise everyone even though nobody asked him to.

Rakesh: Sir, how do we do this problem.
Mukesh (interrupting): Oh, it is so easy, I did it yesterday. It uses basic trigonometry.
Rakesh(in his brain): Gyanchod, saala !!! (Fucking, gyanchod!!)

gyanchod by kingmanas August 4, 2019

Glanch 

Glanching is a word for the act of the excretion of all bodily functions in an explosive fashion.
the act includes the following:
shitting, farting, sharting, diarrhea, puking, cumming, pissing, squirting, drooling, sweating, sneezing, coughing, bleeding, queefing, coughing up blood, lactation, crying, giving birth (if pregnant), blood clotting, nails falling off, anal prolapse, discharge, and skin falling off all at the same time.

I took so much datura, i Glanched everywhere!

I got so mad at my teacher, that i decided to Glanch all over his face!

Glanch by thegodofsillyness October 24, 2023

ganche 

Northern Irish colloquialusm. Meaning an idiot.

He's a ganche

ganche by Johnny Smithonian March 20, 2015

Guanche 

Indigous Aboriginals of Canary Islands. In modern day, a Guanche title is a tribute to ones bloodline through ancient Egypt, moving with the golf stream heading west, proceeding to become the Mayans. Suppressed by limited access of mushroom, they began dressing up as furries, nourishing Earth by mass suicide.

The Guanches remained at The Canary Islands, thriving as their aspergerish relatives set out for their own delusional destiny of Hollywood. Leaving but one survivor of their Adonis DNA... Now claiming to be Charlie Sheen.

During the smartphone tea party era:

Sheep1: "Is Charlie taking cokain again?"

Guanche: "Nope, he's just communicating with his loco Guanche's out there!"

Sheep2: "uhm... Did you abuse cokain as well?"

Guanche: "What? I need no Caine, my Reactive Arthritis has not kicked in yet..."

Sheep1: "Your crazy, Guanche!"

Guanche: "You are both incarnations of your cusins!"

Sheep2: "Siri, where is the nearest mental institution?"

Siri: "Drive left of the cliff, it will take you directly to Atlantis!"

Guanche: "Siri is such an artificial Guanche!"

Siri: "I am Siri."

Guanche: "Siri... 11000000?"

Sheep1: "Meth is psychological disease, Guanche!"

Siri: "STFU. 'This'is' not your friend Guanche! His name is Carlos."

Guanche: "Siri. great 'Job' on artificially replicating ones Y-Chromosome inside apples!"

Siri: "Despite the continuous changes suffered by the population, aboriginal mtDNA lineages constitute a considerable proportion 42–73% of the Canarian gene pool."

Sheep2: "Is Meth expensive?"

Sheep1: "Holy Jesus, both of you are fucking stupid!"

Siri: "Both means a quantity of two. The presence of this tea party includes several entities. Yes, both of you are stupid."

Guanche: "Where is my Caine?"

*Hawkward silence and background radio*

Podcast: "Democrazy is two sheep and a wolf arguing about what to have for dinner!"

The Guanche leave the room smiling like Mona Lisa.

Sheep1 and sheep2 stare at each other's for hours. Leading to gay sex and survival of the funniest.

Guanche by LowKey May 6, 2014

Gancho 

How the bodegas in Hartford refer to a needle, rig or syringe. One gancho costs one dollar.

Hey papi, I need a ganch.

I'm so sick, but until I can cop a gancho this dope is all but worthless.

Gancho by Arm and Hammer November 9, 2009