ganch

The stretch of skin between the anus and the testicles. See also 'chode' or 'grendela'

Dan fell on the ice, did the splits, and tore his ganch.

by Garrett Wedeganch Nichols October 31, 2003

ganch

1. A person who talks rubbish or talks too much
2. To talk rubbish or to talk too much

1. "He's a proper ganch that one"
2. "All he does is ganch. When's he gonna quit his ganching"

by Chatters May 13, 2005

ganch

the freckles on calebs pussy

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

ganche

Northern Irish colloquialusm. Meaning an idiot.

He's a ganche

by Johnny Smithonian March 20, 2015

Ganch

A Northern Irish slang term used to depict a foolish or idiotic person. It can also be used as a verb when someone is behaving inappropriately or just generally being annoying (ganching)

That pokemon player is a total ganch!

Stop ganching you pair of ganchy mcganches!

by Lou1991 October 26, 2018

Ganch

That fat part of a cat's belly that swings back and forth when it runs.

Holy cow that ganch is hitting the floor!

by Negligent April 07, 2005

Slobbering Ganch

A totally revolting person who talks rubbish and needs to be derided.

That parking attendant is a slobbering ganch

by funtime frankie June 22, 2011