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Gwatch

Origin - The University of Birmingham - a chap rather accustomed to brightly coloured trousers.

Commonly used, though ill approved term (especially when uttered in the presence of a female) making reference to the genitalia of a female/general presence of a female.

Favoured most notably for its distinct onomatopoeic effect.

Can also be used with great effect to discombobulate a member of the female sex who is unaware of its definition. Pick your yat wisely, however, as you don't want to ask someone who knows the definition. This game is called 'Risk Gwatch'.
"Excuse me gwatch"

"Alright gwatch"

"Her gwatch flaps are epically large"

"Excuse me, may I please use your gwatch?"
by Nick Barrett III July 1, 2009
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gwatch

Gwatch is a word of welsh origin that refers to the genital area of a female.
Every woman has a gwatch.
by aimeel June 15, 2007
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gwatch

Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.
She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!
by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
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Gwatch

Origin - The University of Birmingham - a chap rather accustomed to brightly coloured trousers.

Commonly used, though ill approved term (especially when uttered in the presence of a female) making reference to the genitalia of a female/general presence of a female.

Favoured most notably for its distinct onomatopoeic effect.
"Excuse me gwatch"

"Alright gwatch"

"Her gwatch flaps are epically large"
by Nick Barrett IIII June 30, 2009
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gwatch

a horse's vagina
that horses gwatch is dripping
by gwatchasaurus February 5, 2010
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Gwitch

1. To demand, ask for, or take as one's own.

2. To move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved while committing theft.
Gwitch a cigarette butt; gwitch one's cigarette; to gwitch a cigarette out of a box; to gwitch a cigarette and begin to smoke.
by Bob Simon November 22, 2009
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gwathsauce

The dirtiest scum imaginable. If you took all the dirty things in the word and put them in one word, it would be gwathsauce.
Bob: You just stole candy from a 5th grader!

Joe: Yea, I know.

Bob: That's gwathsauce you dirty gwath! Get the hell away from me!
by Pass_the_Gwathsauce October 29, 2009
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