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a large chain smoking male weighing at least 250 pounds who loves ciggarettes more than life. the gwench also has rather large titties, such as those of a woman. the gwench also likes to pretend he is in nascar while driving a golf cart.
the gwench smoked a carton in a day
gwench by asdfjalj April 10, 2005
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one who loves ciggarettes more than life
"i like ciggarettes, i like ciggarettes, my name is gwench"
"hey this is gwench, can you pick me up a carton of 27's"
gwench by asdfadgfd March 27, 2005
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glenchley 

n. (Australian) another word for a hat-stand, usually of a more extravagant variety.
Created because "hat-stand" was too boring and pragmatic; glenchley sounding far more sophistocated.
Feel free to hang up your stuff on the glenchley, old chap.
Haha, you've only got a hat-stand, we've got a glenchley, loser.
glenchley by hundoman March 9, 2015
Salvadoran word to describe people "bajeras," or from "el campo" in other words, uneducated or backwater. Similar to English usage of hillbilly.
Salvadorans think Piolin por la man~ana is kinda grencho. I bet he is missing some teeth.
grencho by Spokmage July 26, 2007
to stroke your grundle (gooch) to achieve an orgasm know as a Trinkle
After she blew me she gweched my grundle and i totally trinkled
gwech by forrestwatkins June 20, 2011
A portmanteau of 'Gamer' and 'Stench', a word given to the smells of sweaty gamers after many hours of intense gaming in a warmer-than-average room. Often a blend of gamer sweat, gamer gunk, gamer snacks and gamer drinks; occasionally with notes of gamer breath, gamer farts and/or gamer socks.
I worked up a real nasty Gench after the new WoW expansion dropped, played for at least 12 hours without moving.
Gench by SirDuke33 November 18, 2020
(Common London slang) The bit of skin between your dick and your balls
Rory stop itching your gwanch
Gwanch by GwancherNorris2900 June 2, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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