a large chain smoking male weighing at least 250 pounds who loves ciggarettes more than life. the gwench also has rather large titties, such as those of a woman. the gwench also likes to pretend he is in nascar while driving a golf cart.
by asdfjalj April 11, 2005
"i like ciggarettes, i like ciggarettes, my name is gwench"
"hey this is gwench, can you pick me up a carton of 27's"
"hey this is gwench, can you pick me up a carton of 27's"
by asdfadgfd March 28, 2005