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galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.
George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.
galasshole by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009
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Show her a lil Gwala

Now she hotter then a junkin spoon
Gwala by Danta99 August 22, 2011
Girls Who All Look the Same. As in, an indistinguishable group of girls who all dress alike, do their hair and make-up alike, and pose alike in group photos. Hands on hips, mouth open. Their lack of identity and caked on make-up disguises their poor self-esteem and daddy issues.
Did you see Maddie's facebook photos? She turned into a total GWALTS when she got into that sorority.
GWALTS by salami tsunami December 28, 2011
I be gettin gwala
gwala by KingEazyDubb August 19, 2011
My last name...
My last name is Galassi
Galassi by somedudenamedGalassi April 18, 2022

Gwalaman 

The sexiest nigger to walk planet Earth. Usually found in East Gwalamala, Gwalaman (or G) is one of the nicest men you will ever meet. He will help you alot in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online and is known for his famous quote "The less damage I take, the mo' money we make"

It is said that a man who goes by the name BigMan#6161 has the only known existing tomahawk held and thrown be G himself. BigMan#6161 has revealed no plans about what his is going to do with "The G axe" but sources said that he will keep it as one of the greatest weapons to ever exist.
Gwalaman is the sexiest mother fucker I have ever met
Gwalaman by Aeron Fuckler April 3, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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