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nourish-guzzle 

A place that sells food/other goodies
“yo, im hungry nigga....im finna get my grub on, im finna hit the nourish-guzzle. deadass”.
nourish-guzzle by D-Maul August 8, 2018

Guzzle Juice 

A terrible drink originating from the pile of shit called Fortnite.
Person 1: yOu ShOUlD plAY FaRDnIghte!!! i GOT DA guzzle JUICE!
Person 2: Hello mario

guzzle your custard 

the act of fellatio
Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

guzzle the nozzle 

To suck someone's dick viciously.
Damn! You must really like him to pull down his pants and guzzle the nozzle right there!
guzzle the nozzle by glxwsquid June 10, 2023

muzzle that guzzle 

Performance in sexual acts. More preferably performing oral sex on a female
Damn, she's fine, I'd muzzle that guzzle

Ay that girl's bangin over there, would you muzzle that guzzle?

golden guzzle 

While getting a blowjob from a prostitute, you urinate into her mouth instead of ejaculating.
The golden guzzle was done so perfectly, urine was smeared all over the face and dripped out like a faucet running water.
golden guzzle by dumbazz September 15, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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