Noun: Matter; Can be used to describe anything, however usually refers to an object one can not remember the name of, the result of a brain cramp or fart
a primarily blue color shade with very slight and unnoticeable hints of green in the human eye's visible light spectrum; an effect of light with a wavelength between 470 and 475 nanometers.
The blue color of the sea commonly seen in dreams.
Mathematical term of division that you have to know in order to pass a collegemath course.
(alternate spellings: gazintas, gizintas, etc.)
Prof (to class): Does everyone know his guzintas?
Class: Duhhh???
Prof: Well, everyone has to know his guzintas. You have to know that two guzinta four two times, and four guzinta eight two times, and eight guzinta sixteen...
when someone sneezes, one says "guzuntite"; now, its "GUZUNTWAT!" it is also when one sneezes out of the vaginal/anal region with seeping fluids. the rectum is normally gaping at this time of GUZUNTWATING. for a male, GUZUNTWATING is found in the area of one's penis. when he GUZUNTWATS out of his meat, green semen comes out, no this is not a form of any STDs. GUZUNTWAT!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!