A term used to describe male mentation which involves pictures, concepts, logic, but not necessarily words.
I closely watched him solve the difficult three dimensional puzzle, efficiently and effortlessly, but right afterward, primarily due to the limiting impact of guythink, he couldn’t describe a single step in the elegantprocess.
Adjective used to describe a scenario stupid on so many levels, only a guy could make it happen in real life.
Guy: Wow, the other day in church I was checking out this girl, and she had a nice ass so I went over and talked to her. Turns out she was my ex who I dumped while dating another girl for a third girl! Then I told her why I went over and she flirted with me.
Friend: Don't you have a fiance?
Guy: Yeah...
Friend: Wow. That's just guytastic, dude.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).