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A guy in the friendzone.

Someone who gets cuddled by girls, who have no fear that said guy will amount to anything beyond current friendship.

Boredlines on being called a girl's "older brother".
Safe Guy: "Man, she's really touchy, letting me hold her and stuff. I think she's into me."

Guy: "I actually don't think so. You're pretty much in the friendzone...you're her safe guy."
safe guy by iklepti2 October 27, 2008
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A guy who takes the position of 'boyfriend' to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.
Girl- "Hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. Didn't enjoy him hitting on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"
Safe Guy by hollahollawewt March 29, 2009

Safety Guy 

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
Safety Guy by sparky1221 May 3, 2023