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A word used to describe a situation or object that is in disarray or shambles. When a good situation turns sour. Or when an object is of super poor quality.
This phone is boof it lags all the time, and the screen is cracked.
Your wheels are boof dude did you buy them off wish?
This party is boof let’s bounce and find something else to do
Your wheels are boof dude did you buy them off wish?
This party is boof let’s bounce and find something else to do
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Boofmug. Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Safety Guymug. A person who under any circumstances will either fuck up the job, or find a new and creative way to make whatever they put in look like crap. Being a hack is almost a trade in itself due to the skill required to mess up simple tasks. Have absolutely no sense of pride and Will often cry if called out.
Mike is such a fucking hack, almost everything the guy touches looks like shit. I ordered all the material he asked for, and gave him the prints and he still managed to make it look like garbage.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Hackmug. A sexual act preformed while driving. When a woman preforms oral while your driving, and you switch roles going down the road and begin to eat her out while she drives. Can be preformed at a stoplight or stop sign. Also known as reverse road head.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the U-Turnmug. The Swiss Army knife of words, the holy grail that can be sprinkled into any sentence.
Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition
Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.
Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition
Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.
That truck is clapped the fuck out, look at all the rust
Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them
She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt
Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them
She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Clappedmug. The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers
Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.
Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.
Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Bird dogmug. An adjective used to describe a woman who will sleep with you for money. A synonym to the word prostitute. Often found sleeping with the common folk of the town.
That bitch is such a Kiner. She will sleep with literally anyone.
She pulled her pants down and I had to send her home, I wouldn’t hit that shit with a 20ft pole. What a Kiner
She pulled her pants down and I had to send her home, I wouldn’t hit that shit with a 20ft pole. What a Kiner
by sparky1221 May 3, 2023
Get the Kinermug.