Boof

A word used to describe a situation or object that is in disarray or shambles. When a good situation turns sour. Or when an object is of super poor quality.
This phone is boof it lags all the time, and the screen is cracked.

Your wheels are boof dude did you buy them off wish?

This party is boof let’s bounce and find something else to do
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Bird dog

The act of watching or staring at a worker as they perform a job. Is often preformed by the foreman, supervisor, or anyone in a position of power. A totally unjust act that doesn’t actually help the job along, and just irritates and pisses off the workers
Look at Andy over there bird doggin the guys. What a fucking douche.

Andy would sit and bird dog the guys, even though the job was on schedule just to be a dick.
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Safety Guy

Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.

The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him

That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy
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Mar Mar

A woman with an absolute dump truck of a posterior. So thicc that she will have you acting up in church. When god made her he knew what he was doing. If the average person had 3 wishes two of them would be to smash and then 3rd wish would be for more wishes.
Mar Mar has an absolute dump truck of an ass. I would beat them cheeks like a drum.

Look at that Mar Mar over there
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CUB

A word used to describe a relatively green apprentice. Someone who has little to no experience in the trade and has to be under constant supervision. Can’t be trusted to do anything on their own, normally found playing on their phone, standing around with their hands in their pockets. A person who has to suddenly go to the bathroom as soon as you as them to do something. Stands for (completely useless bitch).
Hey CUB make yourself useful and go file strut.
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Clapped

The Swiss Army knife of words, the holy grail that can be sprinkled into any sentence.

Adj. An object that is beaten, broken, ugly, or of terrible condition

Adj. A lower class woman who has been passed around, a hoe if you will.
That truck is clapped the fuck out, look at all the rust

Those wheels are clapped, you curbed the fuck out of them

She’s clapped bro, she’s been passed around I wouldn’t attempt
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Puke

A term often used to refer to a worker with a poor work ethic. A person willing to throw up sub par work. Has no sense of craftsmanship or pride
Look at Jim, what a miserable puke. He just hacks it in all the time
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