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cokney slang for a friend
thanks for that guvenor or c ya later guvenor
guvenor by danny pulseman June 28, 2005
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This is another term for "the Boss", (always a fella)he is the top hardman, depending on background he will be eitha a complete cunt and walk aroudn doin what ever he wants, or he could be the generous, forgivin type who dont want 2 fight but he just happens 2 be hard as nails. he is always top-dog.
fuckin hell tyrone, dont u know hes the guvnor? hel knock u sparko
guvnor by kiroe September 17, 2008

Monkey Guvnor 

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
Monkey Guvnor by Pillga January 16, 2005

The Guvnor Spaff 

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.
Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.
The Guvnor Spaff by Curry club January 24, 2021

Guvendra 

Guvendra is a handsome,smart and helpful boy who makes lots of friends and entertain them with joy.
Guvendra is a good boy
Guvendra by Guvendra December 27, 2017

The Guvnors 

The Manchester City hooligan firm that all dressed in Stone Island, CP company, Burberry, Fila, adidas and aquascootum and more. They were also like any firm people who just wanted to start fights but when they did start nothing happened and were notorious for being finished by undercover police officers.
Look john they’ve got stone island on, they must be the guvnors”
The Guvnors by It’s just somet April 17, 2022

Guvnor Squat

When a man is able to pick up some girls over his shoulders, lift them up like a rag doll and is ready to give them a good time.
Did you just see that man who just picked up two fit girls, one on each shoulder and is ready to give them a good time.

That’s the guvnor squat
Guvnor Squat by The Curry Club December 1, 2025
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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