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This is another term for "the Boss", (always a fella)he is the top hardman, depending on background he will be eitha a complete cunt and walk aroudn doin what ever he wants, or he could be the generous, forgivin type who dont want 2 fight but he just happens 2 be hard as nails. he is always top-dog.
fuckin hell tyrone, dont u know hes the guvnor? hel knock u sparko
guvnor by kiroe September 17, 2008

Monkey Guvnor 

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)
"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"
Monkey Guvnor by Pillga January 16, 2005

The Guvnor Spaff 

When a bloke notably from the Swansea area, ejaculates over a girls tits, giving them a well good spraying.
Did you hear about The Guvnor Spaff, he sprayed her tits with his juice.
The Guvnor Spaff by Curry club January 24, 2021

Guvendra 

Guvendra is a handsome,smart and helpful boy who makes lots of friends and entertain them with joy.
Guvendra is a good boy
Guvendra by Guvendra December 27, 2017

The Guvnors 

The Manchester City hooligan firm that all dressed in Stone Island, CP company, Burberry, Fila, adidas and aquascootum and more. They were also like any firm people who just wanted to start fights but when they did start nothing happened and were notorious for being finished by undercover police officers.
“Look john they’ve got stone island on, they must be the guvnors”
The Guvnors by It’s just somet April 17, 2022

Guvnor Squat

When a man is able to pick up some girls over his shoulders, lift them up like a rag doll and is ready to give them a good time.
Did you just see that man who just picked up two fit girls, one on each shoulder and is ready to give them a good time.

That’s the guvnor squat
Guvnor Squat by The Curry Club December 1, 2025
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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