gutzed

verb: the action of poking or pinching the rump or side of another idividual

Kyle looked like he was having a bad day so as Matt walked by he "gutzed" him to put a smile on his face.

by Kyle, Matt June 13, 2008

gutted salmon

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..

Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..

by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016

Gutted

to be terribly upset

Kids might say they are gutted to be going back to school at summer's end.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 13, 2022

gutsedo

a tuxedo on a fat guy, that doesnt fit well, so your gut hangs out for everyone to see.

j-roc coined the term 'gutsedo' on the show Trailer Park Boys.

by --TPB-- August 14, 2008

gutted ewok

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.

Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok

by flange-a-roonie May 25, 2004

Gutted

1. Only to be used in extreme disappointment

2. sensation of shock, amazement, normally unwanted, tingling stomach on the verge of crying, Normally happens when horrible news is delivered to you quickly EX: Cheating

My friend told me that she was cheating on me and he caught her, i asked if it was true and she admitted yes, I was so gutted..

by D!M! January 15, 2008

gutted wombat

Rural Australian Slang for female genitalia, specifically in a leg-spread position.

Drew: oi mutt, show us your gutted wombat.

Mutt: Fuck oof ya derro!

by not Drew December 25, 2007