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guttenbag 

An insult you call someone who's so big of a douchebag that even Steve Guttenberg would say "you're a douchebag."
Dude, you're trolling the Police Academy movies??? Don't be a guttenbag!
guttenbag by sguttenberg February 19, 2012
Words you can keep

jaime guttenberg

one of the 17 victims of the parkland shooting on 2.14.18
jaime guttenberg was such a sweet girl , she deserved better .

terminal gutterballs 

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Guttenberg 

The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.

Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.
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NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?
Guttenberg by NinT71 August 26, 2013

Gutterballin 

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.

1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009

Gutterballed 

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.
Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.
Gutterballed by atcj0611 January 9, 2011

Gutterball fart 

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
Gutterball fart by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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