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jaime guttenberg

one of the 17 victims of the parkland shooting on 2.14.18
jaime guttenberg was such a sweet girl , she deserved better .

terminal gutterballs 

A medical condition which causes the testicles to precipitously drop off and roll away into the gutter.
It happened so suddenly, without warning as he was walking to his car, but that’s how terminal gutterballs strikes!
terminal gutterballs by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

Guttenberg 

The 1/4 of a square-mile town in Hudson county, New Jersey, across the river from Manhattan's upper west side.
Most densely populated place in USA.
Lots of ethnic restaurant and a pleasant neighborhood vibe.

Not a lot of parking spots around, and your English-Spanish dictionary could be handy.
10 minutes drive to the Lincoln Tunnel, which (sometimes) means 15 minutes to Times Square.
Very few people outside NJ even know Guttenberg exists.
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NY chick 1: That guy lives in Guttenberg
NY chick 2: Where?
Guttenberg by NinT71 August 26, 2013

Gutterballin 

1. The process of dating, talking to, having sex with, or marrying someone WAAAAY below normal standards.

2. When your friends don't like your girl, it becomes her nickname.
1. "Yooo, PLEASE tell me you're not with this girl man? she looks like a cross between a goblin and Ving Rhames! You need to quit gutterballin"

2. "So, Jim, how's life with you and old Gutterball over there?"
Gutterballin by callmetrouble21 March 27, 2009

Gutterballed 

(v.) the action of being teabagged by a homeless man.
Timmy was mugged and gutterballed behind the 7-11 last night.
Gutterballed by atcj0611 January 9, 2011

Gutterball fart 

1. The travel of flatulence from the rectum, along the canal formed by the crevice in the buttocks and the vaginal folds, through to the vagina, at which point it exits the body. Can be compared to a game of bowling where the fart bubble, represented by a “bowling ball,” is released with great force down the rectum, or “laneway,” only to get trapped in the gutter and released out the end, rather than travelling straight up the lane and knocking down pins.

2. A fart that comes out your vagina.
"I am so awkwardly gassy today. I keep having gutterball farts!"
Gutterball fart by Ryeschmo September 1, 2009