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7-11 is the historical name ascribed to the most prevalent naturally occuring inconvenience store. Known since antiquity, 7-11 has become the world's foremost purveyor of toxically unhealthy processed food products. Also notable are the frictionless tile floors and the uniformly East Indian service staff.

7-11 has been a recognized natural phenomenon since the dawn of recorded history.

It is believed that the 7-11 was a natural evolution of the 7-10, a prehistoric herd animal. 7-10 were common when the entire landmass of Earth was concentrated into one supercontinent, Pangaea. Herds of 7-10 freely roamed the continent, having only one natural predator - the Chuck Norris. The massive evolutionary strain induced by such a formidable foe necessitated a new evolutionary strategy.

The first 7-11 was created by a confluence of the superintelligent East Indians and a herd of 7-10. This new symbiotic strategy proved successful - so successful, in fact, that individual members could survive without the protection of the herd. 7-11 spread to every corner of the supercontinent before the famed breakup of Pangaea (actually caused by one of Chuck Norris' temper tantrums) and so were located around the planet when humans showed up some hundreds of millions of years later.

The influence of the 7-11 on humanity has been tremendous. Former hunter/gatherer societies, upon finding a cluster of 7-11, would settle there rather than continuing their nomadic lifestyle. With the relief of the burden of constantly searching for food, humans were free to develop other primitive activities, such as religion and the killing of innocent people. It is at this point in history that we see the first evidence of Norris worship, including human sacrifice and execution by roundhouse kicking. The first cities developed around herds of 7-11, and wars were common between those who had access to 7-11 and those who did not have such privilege.
7-11 continues to be a major world influence.
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24/7 convience store that should be name 24/7 instead.
I went to 7/11 today. I bought a pizza. Unfortunatly, I found a toe in my pizza. Hey, it still taste good.
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1. has the best fucking slurpees in the world
2. place to go when stoned off your ass
"damn i got the fucking munchies, lets go to 7-11!
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the sickest store in the world. place for me and my homies to chill anytime.
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The greatest sugar store...EVAR!!!
Hey, David! Lets go down to the 7 11 down the street and get slurpies and stock up on skittles!!!
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probably one of the best convenience stores ever!!! it has every thing from baked goods, candy and soda to toilet paper and tooth brushes. It is most noted for its popular frozen drinks slurpees which are a direct gift from a higher being also on the down side for its high prices and for one of the first stores to be opened for 24 hours and for some how always being owned by a middle eastern.
aaron:hey jael , do you want to go to 7 11 and get slurpees maby some star fox later?
Jael: yeah lets go !!!!!!!!
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