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gustavious 

the state of being among a confusing or puzzling atmosphere
everyone in the room went dead silent after hearing the teacher’s “funny” joke. Not one person understood it, so the humiliated teacher just stood there, gustavious.
gustavious by anonymous_yogurt August 22, 2020
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Gustavus 

A Liberal Arts college located in St. Peter, MN. (aka gac) They have many themed house parties almost every weekend including robots vs. hoes. The Dive is where you'll find drunk freshmen. If you ever need a ride, you call the gus bus. You meet awesome people from South Africa. MSU boys travel to Gustavus when they are lusty for a gustie. Your roommate might be from Oregon. They have a lion named Gus as their mascot. They also have really hot hockey players. GAC is the place to be yo!
Student A: Hey, what's the best college in MN?

Student B: Gustavus!
Gustavus by Natelover20 February 15, 2012

Gustavoussy

Gustavo Frings (AKA Gus) bussy. He is also the renwoned owner of Los Pollos Hermanos, envied by all KFC lovers.
Hank Schrader: Im coming for that Gustavoussy you son of a bitch!

Gustavio's balanced self 

Gustavio's balanced self is really helpful. I do appreciate that. I never tell him enough. I never do many things enough. But this is about Gustavio. His balanced self.
Thank you, Gustavio's balanced self, for being there. Better late than never. Better digital than nothing at all.

Gustavio's balanced self, I still have so much work to do. Scary when I think of it. Coffee?
Gustavio's balanced self by Krkič January 20, 2019

gustavosaso 

this is a rip-off from another saso name, he is usually a bitch and 5’8. he has a big nose and is white skin. he can be mexican or puerto rican. he thinks he is tuff but he is a bitch. he lies a lot and gets jealous easily. if your his freind he wants the worst for you. he also has a small dick.
there goes gustavosaso hurry and run away

naw he’s a bitch tho
gustavosaso by Lazarosaso October 5, 2019

Gustavosaso 

this name is passed down from the gods and mostly Mexicans are named this, whoever tends to not call you this is either jealous that they don’t have a name like this. They have big pp’s and are tall, this brings you goodluck, if you ever meet a Gustavosaso you should suck or have it with him, you won’t regret it, if you ever meet one treat him like your master and you will too become a saso under his knowledge
Gustavosaso passed the saso down to “Lazarosaso
Gustavosaso by Gustavosaso October 14, 2019

Grutavious 

the most gayest fortnite player, he also likes to suck owen1x's dick. also u can say this while ur pooping in your girls eye and fucking it
hey yo i just gave my girl a grutavious
Grutavious by hojskhlkdfjshjfd February 8, 2025
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