Gustavus

A Liberal Arts college located in St. Peter, MN. (aka gac) They have many themed house parties almost every weekend including robots vs. hoes. The Dive is where you'll find drunk freshmen. If you ever need a ride, you call the gus bus. You meet awesome people from South Africa. MSU boys travel to Gustavus when they are lusty for a gustie. Your roommate might be from Oregon. They have a lion named Gus as their mascot. They also have really hot hockey players. GAC is the place to be yo!

Student A: Hey, what's the best college in MN?

Student B: Gustavus!

Gustavus by Natelover20 February 15, 2012

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Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.

Whose the father of modern warfare?

The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus) by lucaca January 11, 2023

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Gustavish

1. The feeling of being whirled about in a tornado-like fashion;

2. Becoming too hot, too without-power, too sticky, and too uncomfortable to do anything of value;

3. Having a nasty hair day;

4. Nostalgically remembering how bad it was, but also how bad it could've been.

Angela was feeling a little Gustavish, so she decided to buy a new flat iron.

Driving down this road always puts me in a Gustavish frame of mind.

Gustavish by Arr-Jay March 3, 2009

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Ben Gustavsen

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.

"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."

Ben Gustavsen by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011