guslap

a banana who loves sweden and hates kristofer

tuuli: where is guslap?
lotte: idk kristofer ate him

guslap by tteellee November 16, 2021

Gulapanatics 

Loyal fans of Dante Gulapa. A very famous man in the Philippines. He is the symbol of TRUE LOVE, sacrifice, honesty, and passion. He is also known for his signature move Philippine Eagle Dance and the META MECHA ROBOTICS Dance Moves.

There is also a new Religion in the Philippines called "Ang Gulapanatic na Daan" saying he is the second coming of Christ.

Father: Son, do you know Dante Gulapa?
Son: Yes dad, I'm a solid Gulapanatics!

Father: Good. I can now die in peace.

Gulapanatics by MTGD March 3, 2019

guslani 

last name of super sexy people (except joey) all guslani's have super big weiners (except joey)

speaker 1: holy shit that kids so hot!
speaker 2: he must be a guslani! but not a joey

guslani by jaquizz April 8, 2010

gushlapis

the area above the penis and balls.

"OH MY GOD! AVERY HIT ME SO HARD IN THE GUSHLAPIS!!!!"

gushlapis by penilekake10 December 3, 2011

Gustape 

Someone who is untalented and picks on kids who is a lot smarter than him. The only job available is helping disabled kids

Wow! Mr. Gustape is driving a wheelchair!

Gustape by JohnCALVINacs July 19, 2019

gustapo 

A creepy librarian type who live in a library. At midnight their third eye opens up and they are the protector of the books. They are also known to form nests that of like a spider in abandon stairways.

Better get out of the library before gustapo sucks you in with her third eye.

gustapo by John Marx May 19, 2008

gusapas 

A stereotypical/derogative name for Italians when one can't pronounce an Italian name.

I call Giovanni by the name Gusapas because I hate Italians.

gusapas by Gusapas August 5, 2016