That feeling when you pass out in history class and wake up to your teacher eating your lunch while sitting in your lap, meanwhile your watching a 10 hour loop of "Again" by Fetty Wap, and your gay bestfriend is upside down doing a twerk off with a cardboard cutout of Hellen Keller, but one of the school bops is making a second soviet union in your classroom and you decide to go back to sleep
Person 1: man I went gulapiscopic today Person 2: damn are you doing better?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!