Gurked

Fucked

Bryce: Dude that is so gurked.
Jayson: Gurked in the deece dome

by Mouse activate! June 25, 2009

Gurked

Gurked:

To be on a sensational alcoholic high, yet not blackout drunk... yet. One that is Gonzo Ball is naturally always gurked. Be careful however, cause those that are often the first to be gurked, are also the ones who often chog first.

L: I have been watching the Dora the Explorer for the last two hours and I am currently gurked off some sensational Budlight

R: Fross.

by ChikenChoker4Lyfe June 14, 2019

Gurked

A downstem or bowl clogged beyond hitting

"Holy shit that downstem's gurked, go blow it out first"
"I couldn't finish my toke, its too gurked"

by chimobear June 24, 2024

Gurked

When your downstem and or bowl are clogged beyond any sense of usage

Adam: "I can't pull my toke through your bong man it's too Gurked"

Samuel: "Shit man i'll unclog it then sorry"

by Boppo45 July 23, 2024

Gurksed

Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.

"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."

by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018

Gerked

To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.

You got gerked!; Is he trying to gerk you again?

by #truth101 May 9, 2017

Gurxed

The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.

YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap

by Big Chunder March 23, 2021