Gurglers

Used to describe a pokie machine that’s ploughed through your recently received pay check rougher then Nollsie ploughed through that Thai brothel.

Davo: “Big reds on the fucking gurgle Yohan let’s chuck a pineapple in the Mexican instead”
Yohan: “they are all gurglers Davo you stupid fuck”

by DavoSlots September 12, 2019

Gurglespurt

To have audible gut gurgles and goopy explosive diarrhea.

“I drank too much curdled milk, now I have the gurglespurts!”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

nasal gurgler

A person gargling cock vomit until it comes out their nose.

That fucking whore is a nasal gurgler.

by gcate November 27, 2017

Turd Gurgler

1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.

Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.

by John625 December 21, 2007

gurglesmirk

The smile of someone who has successfully completed a blow job, with or without the semen still present. Alternatively, an insult for someone who performs blow jobs too willingly or, more generally, for a person, typically a man, one dislikes because he is a nuisance, a dork or a jerk: dick, cocksucker, cad, asshole, motherfucker, fag.

She looked up at me with a loving gurglesmirk.
Man, he really bugs me. He's such a gurglesmirk.

by asslesschaps December 23, 2006

cum gurgler

One who immensely enjoys the spoils of fellating a male.

You're such a fucking cum gurgler Matt.

Whoa dude, check out the milf, I bet she's a cum gurgler from way back.

by tully July 14, 2004

gurglesock

The art and science of finding weaknesses in your opponent by slapping an open hand between two parts of the opponent's body. Creativity is encouraged and the only way to success. Victory is determined by whoever surrenders first. For example, slapping between the opponent's legs or between their elbow and ribcage, etc.

Action: Slapping another person between their fetal position torso and tops of thighs; Yelling: GURGLESOCK!!!!
I gurglesocked him so hard he cried and peed himself.

by Hannonay October 13, 2013