1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.
Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.
The smile of someone who has successfully completed a blow job, with or without the semen still present. Alternatively, an insult for someone who performs blow jobs too willingly or, more generally, for a person, typically a man, one dislikes because he is a nuisance, a dork or a jerk: dick, cocksucker, cad, asshole, motherfucker, fag.
She looked up at me with a loving gurglesmirk.
Man, he reallybugs me. He's such a gurglesmirk.
The art and science of finding weaknesses in your opponent by slapping an open hand between two parts of the opponent's body. Creativity is encouraged and the only way to success. Victory is determined by whoever surrenders first. For example, slapping between the opponent's legs or between their elbow and ribcage, etc.
Action: Slapping another person between their fetal position torso and tops of thighs; Yelling: GURGLESOCK!!!!
I gurglesocked him so hard he cried and peed himself.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.