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Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.
So much gorfing, so little time.
Gorfing by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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The sexual practice of inserting one's entire head into their partner's vagina or anus.
Gorfing can be a dangerous, but rewarding practice.
Gorfing by ooklah July 17, 2009
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Gorfing is the act of farting into your hand and then quickly smelling it. Another method would be to fart and then quickly turning in it's direction to smell it. Gorfers are people who frequently gorf because they really enjoy it's aroma
Me and Billy snuck down to the auditorium to watch Mary while she was gorfing her ass off.
gorfing by SkipSpike666 November 5, 2017
Gorfing is the action of saying, embracing, or worshiping The Gorf. The Gorf stands for frog backwards and it is to be the most superior of all frogs.
ex.
Sammi: Gorf
Queeb: Gorf
Luvvy: I love gorfing
Gorfing by Luvvy Loves Gorf April 25, 2021
Someone who sits in the bathtub, farts and let's the bubbles rise up to waft the air and smell their odor.
Peter likes gorfing when his girlfriend isn't home.
Gorfing by DaDevilzBride September 13, 2022
From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022

goofing around 

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together
Me and Monica are just goofing around
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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