He's the definition of extra most bestest he'll never trade a dime for a penny always an adventure being around
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One of a kind female, typically one who can make you smile on a bad day. The one you can count on to make you feel better after a long day. Only female you should hold close as she is irreplaceable. Great soul, she is
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Get the Greldy mug.Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.
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A bitch who holds kids hostage at an orphanage in Riften, she likes to spend her days telling me that her kids aren’t for adoption when her kids aren’t even her kids.
But karmas a bitch and she’ll see what happens.
Also her assistant is very beautiful and deserves the world.
A bitch who holds kids hostage at an orphanage in Riften, she likes to spend her days telling me that her kids aren’t for adoption when her kids aren’t even her kids.
But karmas a bitch and she’ll see what happens.
Also her assistant is very beautiful and deserves the world.
“Grelda the kind runs the orphanage in Riften you know.”
“Yeah I was just heading over there to say “hi” to the kids”
“But you have a bow and-“
“shHShHshshShH”
*afterwards*
*me and the kids dancing outta there*
“Yeah I was just heading over there to say “hi” to the kids”
“But you have a bow and-“
“shHShHshshShH”
*afterwards*
*me and the kids dancing outta there*
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Person 1: Gereldene made some bomb ass chocolate creme pie
Person 2: Really!!! Where is it I must get some before it’s all gone!
Person 2: Really!!! Where is it I must get some before it’s all gone!
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