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One of a kind female, typically one who can make you smile on a bad day. The one you can count on to make you feel better after a long day. Only female you should hold close as she is irreplaceable. Great soul, she is
Greldy is a beautiful princess with a kind heart.
Greldy by 2nd best person Alive April 6, 2020
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You Greedy Dirtbag 

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
You Greedy Dirtbag by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

Greedyland 

Another name for Disneyland which describes their totally high prices. Other parks have their names also - Knott's Greedy Farm, Greedy Mountain (Magic Mountain) and Greedy World (Sea World and Disney World Florida).
My last trip to Greedyland tapped out my cards and I'm all out of cash! I think I may have left my wallet there.
Greedyland by Damrod June 30, 2011

Mr Greedy Gaming 

A shite fortnite player who has been playing since season 2 but is still garbage at the game.
*Impulses himself off and dies*
Mr greedy gaming: Cmon man
Mr Greedy Gaming by Mad Junky September 4, 2019

Greedy Baby 

The act of sucking on both of a woman's nipples at the same time. Because of the physical limitations of this act, it can only be done with large breasted woman.
Bro, this girl with huge melons was riding me last night and I was a real greedy baby.
Greedy Baby by Jizzex Platinum November 24, 2018

Greedy weedy 

When a drug user is being a little greedy with the weed. A case of puff puff puff, instead of puff puff pass
Ben: Oi dude, don't be a greedy weedy
Kane: Yeah Sam's being a greedy weedy
Greedy weedy by Bean87 March 18, 2009
bEiNg A gOoD tImE Lad
(WordGirl: Season 2 Episode 24: Lady Redundant Woman Gets The Blues)
This word defines an 8-10 year old with blue hair and a crown on his head who is being greedy and hits other people with lollies and speaks with a much better accent than Tobey
Person 1: I already made you a horsey! Now don’t be greedy!
Person 2: What’s greedy mean?
Person 2 does a dance.
Person 2: Being a good time lad?
Person 2 finishes dance.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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