Gareld

Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.

Someone: YOOOOOOO IS THAT GARELD?!
Government Sniper: *Loads gun*

by Banana Barry January 4, 2021

Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Garfeldi

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

garel

A garel is similar to a girl, but when pronounced correctly using a slight Welsh accent (and when used effectively to diffuse any number of awkward social situations), people will, by and large, like you more and be more receptive to your ideas.

“Hey fine-lookin’ garel, you’re lookin more precious than a twelve-dollar clam!”

by Squeezy McLevington October 12, 2009

Garoldism

Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.

Person 1: I'm a part of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!

by Creator of Garoldism December 10, 2020

Garfeldi

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

by Whomesty July 10, 2022

Garende

It's a word which is used for a person who can make a bad use of Neel 's height n Heath. And leaves him with nothing.. I mean nothing.. So shameful. I will pray to God for well being of this tall (6" 5) chap,if he has any encounter with his garende .. Ooh God bless him. Hallelujah🙌

A Neel should never ever go anywhere out of his home , if this garende invites him for his birthday party and tempt him with a cafe of 7 feet gate length.. I know it will be tempting Neel. But don't go neel

by Moon moon moon January 17, 2022