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Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.
Someone: YOOOOOOO IS THAT GARELD?!
Government Sniper: *Loads gun*
Gareld by Banana Barry January 4, 2021
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Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan
Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.
Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021
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Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-
Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi
Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021
A garel is similar to a girl, but when pronounced correctly using a slight Welsh accent (and when used effectively to diffuse any number of awkward social situations), people will, by and large, like you more and be more receptive to your ideas.
“Hey fine-lookin’ garel, you’re lookin more precious than a twelve-dollar clam!”
garel by Squeezy McLevington October 12, 2009

Garoldism 

Garoldism is a religion where lord Garld the stingray watches over you like a God. Garold is very forgiving and highly respected the girls, gays and the theys. Garold does not support trump. If you would like to become part if Garoldism please like this.
Person 1: I'm a part of Garoldism!
Person 2: who's Garold?
Person 1: the best thing ever!
Garoldism by Creator of Garoldism December 10, 2020

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi
Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death
Garfeldi by Whomesty July 10, 2022
It's a word which is used for a person who can make a bad use of Neel 's height n Heath. And leaves him with nothing.. I mean nothing.. So shameful. I will pray to God for well being of this tall (6" 5) chap,if he has any encounter with his garende .. Ooh God bless him. Hallelujah🙌
A Neel should never ever go anywhere out of his home , if this garende invites him for his birthday party and tempt him with a cafe of 7 feet gate length.. I know it will be tempting Neel. But don't go neel
Garende by Moon moon moon January 17, 2022
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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