A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.
A person with a big fucking asshole and loves geometry books. Also talks about how he would never date a bisexual female but looks up lesbians kissing on YouTube. He supports people that are in the kkk. (You can’t yell fire in a crowded building, but racism is ok type of person).