gumpther

word used to express stupidity and or complete incoheritance.

1.) "Hey Jim, look at that gumpther"

2.) "God...you dont have to look like a gumpther to be one!"

gumpther by erK! Rossetti March 3, 2005

Gumpher 

A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.

"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"

Gumpher by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010

Gumpter 

A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.

Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!

Gumpter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

gumpsher 

when a person has the same traits as Forrest Gump, falls into luck but not always the quickest in intelligence

I cant believe it, the guy at work has gumpsher

gumpsher by James T Kirk October 31, 2017

GurpTherapist 

Someone who is called upon to provide great sexual pleasure after a person has gone a long time without sex or has been only experiencing bad sex in the past.

“Girl my date last night dick was so small, and the guy before him came in 20 seconds, I’m just gonna call my GurpTherapist to get me right!”

GurpTherapist by Smitty S. McDougall November 26, 2020