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A person who knows everything, nearly to the point of omnipotence. Usually only proceeded in awesomeness by Samuel L. Jackson. Gumphers are also known to be skilled engineers and ninjas.
"Don't go out of your way to google it, just ask a gumpher"
Gumpher by Ganjastaar February 9, 2010
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A fool or madman. Usually used to highlight extreme cases of lunacy and/or stupidity.
Look at that Gumpter eating his own shoes! Hey, Gumpter, put the fucking shoes down!
Gumpter by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

gumpsher 

when a person has the same traits as Forrest Gump, falls into luck but not always the quickest in intelligence
I cant believe it, the guy at work has gumpsher
gumpsher by James T Kirk October 31, 2017

GurpTherapist 

Someone who is called upon to provide great sexual pleasure after a person has gone a long time without sex or has been only experiencing bad sex in the past.
“Girl my date last night dick was so small, and the guy before him came in 20 seconds, I’m just gonna call my GurpTherapist to get me right!”
GurpTherapist by Smitty S. McDougall November 26, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026