gullion 

the most awesome last name ever, a group of fantastically awesome people...

It's going to be awesome when I become Mrs. Gullion.

gullion by gonnabeag October 18, 2008

Gillion Tidestrider 

Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter for Gillian and the Tidestriders, Paramount Champion, Slayer of Evil, Definistrator of the Adulterers, Horse Tamer, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Fish, Dirt Eater, Beater of Ass, Eater of Grass, Fishie. (As of March 2022.)
A great hero played by Charlie Slimecicle on the DnD podcast Just Roll With It.

My favorite Riptide Pirate is Gillion Tidestrider.

Gillion Tidestrider by Jasonthefricker March 7, 2022

Rinnie Gillion

A god like figure that is the manifestation of all that is gnar; the most commonly prayed to deity of all religons; known by all for his blood lust, void like aura of non emotion, and unparalleled guitar playing skills. His life long mate is also origined from the gods, and is known for her seductive beauty and epic blunt rolling. It is said that reality was shredded into existence through his hardcore guitar riffs on the legendary Gibson Les Paul (referred to as "pegasus"). Theologists claim Jimi Hendrix sold his soul to Lord Rinnie in exchange for Gillion-like abilities on the musical "Ax". His origins are shrouded in mystery and secrecy. He was created by a being known as "the rogue Ron". A being so ancient and enlightened, he does not exist on this plane of reality.

Me and, my grandmother used to walk these country roads with good ol' Rinnie Gillion.

In the name of Rinnie Gillion, amen.

May the Rinnie be with you.

Rinnie Gillion by follower of the almighty Rin January 23, 2011

Gillion Tidestrider 

Gillion Tidestrider, Champion of the Undersea, Hero of the Deep, The One, Singer/Songwriter of Gillion and the Tidestriders' hit single "The Hole in Your Heart", Warrior of Rock and Roll, Pigeon Lord, Moisture Master, Horse Tamer, Defenestrator of the Adulterous, Friend of Dugon, Dugon's Best Friend, Walking Fish, Fish, Dirt Eater, Chum of Chibo and Chums, Co-Captain Gill of the Riptide Pirates, Co-captain of the Albatross, Companion of Pretzel, Paramount Champion, Knighter of Julian That One Time, Pretzel Carrier, Leviathan Tamer, Serpent Rider, Brother of Dugon, Friend of Duke D Dukem Duke of Dooke, Eater of Grass, Beater of Ass, Grandma's Good Boy, Dismantler of Evil, Eater of Shit, Capitalism Hater, Royalty Assassinator, Sufferer of the Spice, Weed Eater, Slayer of Evil, Loffinlot Liberator, Fruitninja, Eater of Sand, Juice Enjoyer, Rescuer of John, Fishy, Bitcoin Miner, NFT Purchaser, Driplord, Grandmillion, The One Who Will Change The World, Grimm Slayer, In Need of a Dad, Goblin Gobbler, Lime Lord, Tuber, Chip's Nightmare Fuel, Monsoon And Moon Son, Eater of Ass, Pretzel Seeker (as of July 2022). The character Charlie Slimecicle plays in the DnD podcast Just Roll With It (JRWI)

Gillion Tidestrider more like Gillion Tideshitter
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist.

Gillion Tidestrider by Cinderling July 17, 2022

Zombie Sea Gulling

Similar to the popular exploit of 'Sea Gulling'; Zombie Sea Gulling is the act of the female participant scooping her mensuration-al discharge into her hand from her vaginal opening, and dispersing into victims face.

Full accomplishment is only succeeded when the phrase 'Zombie Sea Gulling' is said to the unsuspecting other.

"Good morning Katie"
"Sup sistah, what you gonna eat for brea..."
"ZOMBIE SEA GULLING!"
*Splat*
"AAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE FUCK MARY?!"

Zombie Sea Gulling by caseyFragile October 6, 2010

Guillionaire 

noun, adj
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.

Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.

The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!

Guillionaire by QalTeq February 7, 2019

Gallions Reach 

A painful sex move that involves somebody reaching up into your arsehole.

Carla: "Gallions Reach inside me Bob!"

Gallions Reach by Robyn (bob) Elton October 21, 2007