guidoness
guidoness by thefallstonguido June 15, 2009
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guiness book of records
The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005
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guidoness • guinness • Guiness • guiness farts • Guinness Bomb • Guinnesscide • Guinness shits • gudness • Guidess • Guidone
full guinnessbottle
Joe was about to have a full guinnessbottle.
M- "Damn Joe, that was a full guinessbottle. Let's do round 2"
M- "Damn Joe, that was a full guinessbottle. Let's do round 2"
full guinnessbottle by RuelleR April 2, 2020
guinness
Arthur Guinness was born in 1725, founding the Guinness St James Gate Brewery in 1759, the earliest records of Guinness being in London not being until 1794 and it took till 1936 for the Park Royal Brewery to be opened. Other breweries and bottling facilities were later opened across the world.
Arthur Guinness sadly died in 1799 but the company which he founded was stable, and continued to grow until and no doubt past today.
By 1833 the Guinness brewery was the biggest in Ireland, which is saying something. With the huge influx in Irish emigration to the United States global demands grew, leading to 1910 when it was first bottled in the United States. Irish emigration coupled with Irish drinking culture is also a key reason for American prohibition, but that’s another story.
The commonly associated harp logo wasn’t introduced until 1862, which continues to be a symbol of not only Guinness but Ireland.
By 1914 over 17.5million pints of Guinness were being exported annually. Leading 1929 when Guinness where the first ever British advertisement. And Guinness are still well known for their pioneering advertisements, such as the horses/wave/Ahab.
The Irish culture which was sparked by Guinness can be seen as a major reason for why there was over 1,500 Irish theme bars by 1995 and 2,500 by 1997. in 2001 over a million pints of Guinness were sold a day in Great Britain alone.
The latest chapter in the Guinness story would be the closing of the Park Royal Brewery last year (2004) which for those in the UK means all our Guinness is now made with the filtered water of St James Gate giving a creamier and smoother taste, amen.
Arthur Guinness sadly died in 1799 but the company which he founded was stable, and continued to grow until and no doubt past today.
By 1833 the Guinness brewery was the biggest in Ireland, which is saying something. With the huge influx in Irish emigration to the United States global demands grew, leading to 1910 when it was first bottled in the United States. Irish emigration coupled with Irish drinking culture is also a key reason for American prohibition, but that’s another story.
The commonly associated harp logo wasn’t introduced until 1862, which continues to be a symbol of not only Guinness but Ireland.
By 1914 over 17.5million pints of Guinness were being exported annually. Leading 1929 when Guinness where the first ever British advertisement. And Guinness are still well known for their pioneering advertisements, such as the horses/wave/Ahab.
The Irish culture which was sparked by Guinness can be seen as a major reason for why there was over 1,500 Irish theme bars by 1995 and 2,500 by 1997. in 2001 over a million pints of Guinness were sold a day in Great Britain alone.
The latest chapter in the Guinness story would be the closing of the Park Royal Brewery last year (2004) which for those in the UK means all our Guinness is now made with the filtered water of St James Gate giving a creamier and smoother taste, amen.
guinness by Paul Lismer February 24, 2005
guinness
Guinness is the drink of the gods! It's rich dark colour, amazing taste, and creamy head, make Guinness one of the finest stouts available!
guinness by preppyguy21 August 29, 2004
Guinness shits
The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.
Guinness shits by 1759 February 8, 2009
Guinness
The beverage which God bestowed upon the Irish because he didn't want them to rule the world. The greatest drink on earth.
Guinness by rugbystud114 December 15, 2003
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