Definitions by 1759

Guinness shits 

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.

'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'

Guinness shits by 1759 February 8, 2009

Uberpoo 

A 'super poo'. A specific type of poo that just feels divine. No pain, just pleasure. They are very rare. They have been known to bring a tear to the eye.

'Aw man I had such a glorious uberpoo yesterday. It was so good. I think I'll name my daughter Uberpoo!'

Uberpoo by 1759 January 16, 2009

Donald 

To take a shit. A play on the name of US tycoon Donald Trump (rhyming with 'dump'). Most likely found to be used in North Dublin.

'Jesus man. I'm off for a Donald'

Donald by 1759 January 12, 2009

Benson 

A cigarette; usually a Benson & Hedges brand cigarette.

Here Mikey. Pass us over me pint and a Benson, will ya?

Benson by 1759 January 9, 2009

Baluthered 

Irish term for being either tired or drunk, but usually drunk. Pronounced: 'bah-loo-thered'

'Jesus man. After those shots of 90% poitín I'm baluthered!'

Baluthered by 1759 January 9, 2009

Snapper 

Used in North Dublin, Ireland, as slang for a baby.

'Jaysis Mary, the snapper's gettin' too big for that cot!'

Snapper by 1759 December 21, 2008

Binned 

Term used in Ireland to describe drunkenness.

'Jaysis man, I was binned last night!'

Binned by 1759 December 21, 2008