7 definitions by 1759

The diarrhea and/or flatulence caused by drinking a lot of Guinness. It usually doesn't come into effect until the morning after.
'Jaysis man, my arse is in tatters after those Guinness shits. The smell is putrid man!'
by 1759 February 8, 2009
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A cigarette; usually a Benson & Hedges brand cigarette.
Here Mikey. Pass us over me pint and a Benson, will ya?
by 1759 January 9, 2009
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Term used in Ireland to describe drunkenness.
'Jaysis man, I was binned last night!'
by 1759 December 17, 2008
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Irish term for being either tired or drunk, but usually drunk. Pronounced: 'bah-loo-thered'
'Jesus man. After those shots of 90% poitín I'm baluthered!'
by 1759 January 9, 2009
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To take a shit. A play on the name of US tycoon Donald Trump (rhyming with 'dump'). Most likely found to be used in North Dublin.
'Jesus man. I'm off for a Donald'
by 1759 January 12, 2009
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A 'super poo'. A specific type of poo that just feels divine. No pain, just pleasure. They are very rare. They have been known to bring a tear to the eye.
'Aw man I had such a glorious uberpoo yesterday. It was so good. I think I'll name my daughter Uberpoo!'
by 1759 January 16, 2009
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Used in North Dublin, Ireland, as slang for a baby.
'Jaysis Mary, the snapper's gettin' too big for that cot!'
by 1759 December 17, 2008
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