gudness 

Goodness

B blessed n remain sanctified wt gudness.

gudness by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

guiness book of records by Rock DJ June 27, 2005

Guiness 

Common misspelling of Guinness

dude, I can't even spell guiness

Guiness by Guinness2702 June 24, 2005

godness 

A term popularized by the song Venus, written by the Shocking Blue. Mariska Veres, the lead singer of the band spoke little English upon the recording of the song, and because of this she pronounced "goddess" as "godness."

A godness on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame,
The summit of beauty and love,
And Venus was her name.

-Venus, by The Shocking Blue

godness by Sacra May 4, 2007

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Go go Guiness 

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.

Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.

Go go Guiness by The Mads November 24, 2020

guyness

The amount of awesomeness or coolness a guy will face in a time of panic, action, romance, and desire

The rate of guyness he faced in his life gave him the power of "The Ultimate Guy"

guyness by asofguy February 7, 2009