Guffey

A Guffey is one of the most pure beings you may ever come in contact with. The name Guffey is truly a splendid thing to have because it was a royal family from Scotland that came to the Americas during the 1700s. The name Guffey comes from McGuffey again found in Scotland.

Wow, is that a Guffey walking down the street?

Guffey by 2-22 oof September 5, 2019

Guffey

the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.

That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.

Guffey by MENCLAN July 29, 2009

Guffey

50% Mayonnaise, 160% Seagull

I just Guffied my pants so please pass the Guffey

Guffey by Brad Tate June 24, 2008

guffey butt 

A guffey butt is a woman's ass that has gone through so many weight gains and weight loses that it has become flat and has sank down into her thighs.

Martha if you keep losing weight like this your ass will look like a "Guffey Butt".

guffey butt by Labonte777 January 28, 2014

guffey gaze 

Guffy Gaze (noun): A facial expression in photos characterized by a lack of emotion, a bored or disinterested look, and a distant stare off into space. Often gives the impression of being unamused, detached, or having no thoughts.

I just saw this girl, she didn’t look like she was all there and just gave me the guffey gaze

guffey gaze by Chaz6134 March 15, 2025

Brian Guffey 

B.G. is a man who trys to find the good in a person before he lays down the law of wisdom and then whole heartedly promotes self recognition and self love. B.G.will always make sure the path is clear for you to "walk your walk" or for you to "stubble but strive"...

"Cause we're living in a world of fools
Braking us down when they all should let us be
We belong to you and me
I believe in you
You know the door to my very soul
You're the light in my deepest, darkest hour
You're my savior when I fall
And you may not think I care for you
When you know down inside that I really do
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your love?"

If you have a Brian Guffey in your life, wake up and walk the walk of self love. Cause B.G. wouldn't be there if you haven't already proved that your acceptance and assurance of your inevitable self recognition is the key to true happiness and true love!

Brian Guffey by Red Queen of Hearts December 2, 2022

Blye Guffey 

A lesbian who has a small penis and is usually at pizza hut

Blye Guffey is gay

Blye Guffey by NotColbyD October 17, 2021