guested

the state of having been a guest somewhere

I was super steazy on the hill cuz I was chomping on Ollie Pop and I guested at a Holiday Inn last night.

by JohnnyPop December 16, 2008

and guested

v. to be invited to a wedding with the option of bringing a date. Derived from envelope address
"Miss Foxy Brown and Guest"

I have to come up with someone to bring to Sam's wedding. I was "and guested"

by N January 30, 2004

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".

Bitch u guessed it.

by Habibino Caine October 30, 2014

guessedge

knowledge under construction

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'

by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Guesterbate

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.

Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."

by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

Bitch you guessed it

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.

Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"

by Baby Jade April 22, 2016

guestbed

butthole

"he wanted to put it in my guestbed but i told him i'm not that kind of girl"

by endlessbummer September 18, 2014