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guestable 

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.
ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."
guestable by Ifulna April 24, 2014
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Gettable Bitch 

A Girl that believes she is hot cause she gets attention from Men but actually only gets attention because she’s easy
Guy 1: why does anyone talk to sally she’s like a 7 at best
Guy 2: because she’s a gettable bitch

Guy 1: Oh bet
Gettable Bitch by C_130 March 29, 2019
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gettable 

A girl that has a rockin' body but has some oddity that lowers her self esteem enough to agree to date a guy like you.
Yeah, sure she's had a c-section and the left side of her face hangs a little lower than the right--she's gettable, though, dude!
gettable by mamma murder September 9, 2010

guishable 

1. to be guishy; squishy
2. overly dramatic
Eww, this banana is guishable.. i dont want it.
Stop crying, you're SOO guishable. Dodgeball isnt even a sad movie.
guishable by seanski July 16, 2008

guitabled 

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.
Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.
guitabled by meagherboy July 12, 2006
Used to describe a girl that is good looking but not so hot that the chances of hooking up with her approach zero. More attractive than just fuckable. but not a dime
"Check that girl out!"

"Eh... she's getable."
Getable by BoBert98 October 25, 2008

Guntable 

The gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one's own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.
Q. Zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from Jim using only the power of your oral suction?A. I sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn't budge. It truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest I have ever seen.
Guntable by blue egg October 16, 2013