guitabled 

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.

guitabled by meagherboy July 12, 2006

guitabled 

The politically correct way of saying guitarded.

Guy 1: Look at that guy over there, hes so guitarded!

Guy 2: Hey, hes guitabled.

Guy 1: My bad, he's still shit.

guitabled by meagherboy September 5, 2008

Guitarded

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

Guitarded by Malcolm November 3, 2003

guitarded

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

guitarded by Mark Ivey July 20, 2008

guitarded

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!
Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heaven backwards on an actual guitar.
Guitarded One: So....?

guitarded by Tomanos December 30, 2007

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

Guitarded by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Guntable 

The gunt is a fat stomach that folds to produce something which no longer represents a gut, but rather a cunt.Guntable is the measure of whether one is able to retreive something from one's own or somebody elses gunt.The guntability of someone depends on multiple factors such as:
1. The depth of the gunt flaps. Some keen gunt miners have been known to go 'shoulder deep' into a gunt, similar to a vet conducting an internal examination on a cow
2. The hygeine of the gunt owner. Some gunts have been known to support large multicellular lifeforms. On one occasion a Ringtail Possum was recovered from a particularly filthy gunt. It had found solace from the humid climate and constant supply of scrap fast food.

Q. Zoe do you think it is guntable to recover a malteaser from Jim using only the power of your oral suction?A. I sucked and sucked but that malteaser didn't budge. It truely was not guntable, his gunt was the fluffiest I have ever seen.

Guntable by blue egg October 16, 2013