guestage

Hybrid of Guest-Hostage, A guest that is required to be in a function or location at the behest of an influential third party.

I was a guestage at Lonny's horrible play, opening night no less, and I had to go because my girlfriend wouldn't give me any if I didn't support her gay roommate's theatric endeavors.

by Uzbek86 April 12, 2009

Text Guessage

A text message that is not understood by the recipient/s; due to spelling and formatting. Often containing anagrams that are uncommon and/or incorrect.

My brother sent me a TEXT GUESSAGE ...again, which made no sense to me because it was like reading Morse Code!!!

by Major Thomas Randle December 19, 2018