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Ghostler 

Every Capitalist's role model and Fuhrer. Derives from the True Capitalist Radio Broadcast, after a skype caller sent him into a tirade about mixing his name with World War II dictators. Ghostef Stalin happens to be a close friend.
Caller - "Sieg Heil Ghostler, let's kill all the Jews, make America purely capitalist again-"
Ghost - "Stop calling me GHOSTLER you dick! I don't appreciate any of that crap, so knock it off!"
Ghostler by LyrasEBTCard February 2, 2013

ghostandemonhunter 

A katana-wielding vigilante and perhaps one of the best, nay, the best pimp hunter in the world. He is an ex-war criminal expedited from Afghanistan. His life sentence was shortened to community service when the prosecution was unable to prove with certainty that he slaughtered an entire village. He shows no mercy for sex traffickers. Any procurer who's unlucky enough to cross his path will be sliced into hamburger meat for Ghostandemonhunter's healthy spinach mushroom burgers. Their hair will also be used to make his next cosplay wig. Ghostandemonhunter is allegedly immortal; nothing, not even a bullet, could hurt him. He is also incredibly charming. He knows how to strike up captivating conversations that do not make the listener want to harm themselves. Women throw themselves at him. Sadly, they all end up dead after intercourse. It is unknown if their deaths were caused by his weapons or his genitalia.
"Hey, is that Ghostandemonhunter?"
"Yeah, we should leave before he impales us with his katana!"

Come to bed, baby. I feel like I could make love like a Ghostandemonhunter tonight.

My brother was killed by Ghostandemonhunter last night.

Ghostandemonhunter has been convicted of involuntary manslaughter.

I heard Ghostandemonhunter killed God.

"Salut toute le maonde, voici Ghostandemonhunter!"

GhostBear 

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.
Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!
GhostBear by J. January 17, 2004

Ghostache 

A mustache that only appears occasionally. Origin unknown. First noticed as a shadow on the upper lip, may later show up in photos to the confusion of the clean shaven individual afflicted with it.
"Did you see that ghostache gigato was sporting at trivia last Tuesday?! Off the richter!!"
Ghostache by arigato September 11, 2009

guestable 

Adj: Clean, tidy or otherwise in a fit condition for guests to see.
ex1:

What's with the rabid cleaning?

"Dude, my girlfriend's parents are coming over for dinner; I've got just over 20 minutes to make my place 'guestable'!

ex2:

Why wouldn't you let my brother use your computer?

"Um... I'm not quite sure if my last browser tab was guestable..."
guestable by Ifulna April 24, 2014

GhostLeader60 

This black guy I met on mf xbox live. He says he has 65 girlfriends and he's going to court for some assault charge or some shit but idk #freeghost lmao no fucks given nigga. He said I can say it once so fuck you.
GhostLeader60 is a succ
GhostLeader60 by Themfguy23 August 3, 2018