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tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.
Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.
tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020
Related Words
gudra • Gudrahuhn • GUDRAZE • gufran • guera • GunRack • Gura • guda • Gudda • guarana

guraphobia

the fear of gawr gura
I am scared of gawr gura i have guraphobia
guraphobia by GawrGura October 15, 2020
an all around perfect guy who is very smart, sexy, muscular, extremely funny, and good sports. He is also very good with the ladies ; a guy any girl would be lucky to date
that guy looks and acts like a Gudzak
Damn your so lucky your dating a Gudzak

Oh my God is that a Gudzak
Gudzak by viviland July 15, 2010

Gawr Gura 

"a" hydrodynamic, city pop, apex predator shark from the city of Atlantis, who mostly feeds on salman (salmon) and shrimp. She now lives on land playing video games, streaming and doing other shark stuff. Gawr Gura refuses to return to Atlantis due to its lack of French fries, and now spends her time as a Hololive EN member who entertains chumbuddies. She dislikes hot sand and likes food, PWWIE as well as the color blue.

(Keep loud stomak away from her at all costs)
Person 1: Hey, what's your favorite type of shark? Mine's the Hammerhead Shark.
Person 2: The Gawr Gura shark.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Did I stutter?
Gawr Gura by logical wizard November 3, 2020
A very cute and smol shark who tries her best every day. She says a. She also likes to hoocha. Part of the hololive idol group.
“ gura is the cutest shark I’ve ever seen in my fucking life”
Gura by The hentai man December 16, 2020
The sexiest guy on earth.
You're soo guray!
guray by louolLP January 2, 2017
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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